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"And now I'd like to pick a member of the audience so I can look clever and they can look stupid"

Let the show commence!

Showbiz Awards

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Love is when you watch television together.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Succession 2

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Music Hall Dancers

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Hollywood producer.

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Night Life: L.A.

Animal Actors

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

I see he's still "working" from home.

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'