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'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

Stage hand.

Trial by Media

Showbiz Awards

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Music Hall Dancers

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Situation Tragedy.

Beam me up. Scotty!

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Hollywood producer.

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'I'm a star!'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

Animal Actors

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Menopause and the City

Bette Midler