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Showbiz Fanatic Gifts
Looking for a gift for your showbiz fanatic friend or a starry-eyed cinema lover? Our collection features witty and creative items that capture the glamour and glitz of the entertainment world. From humorous mugs to eye-catching prints, these gifts bring Hollywood dreams to life and are sure to entertain any showbiz enthusiast. Whether they love the Oscars or Broadway, find something that makes them smile and shine a spotlight on their passion for the stage and screen.
Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.
Academy Awards
Need a hand.
For the millionth time, Ice-T wondered what was the point of being an award-winning rapper/actor if he couldn't even get a dang coffee when he wanted one.
"Have we got a show for you!"
'Singing and dancing no problem...but I don't do nude scenes.'
Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'
The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.
"Those who can can, dance."
"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"
Showbiz Awards
Astral Projection
'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'
"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."
Book Shop Plot Spoilers
"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."
"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."
"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."
Music Hall Dancers
"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."
'I'm a star!'
Hollywood producer.
Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform
Parents start infant on the way to fame.
'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'
'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'
Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"
'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'
Animal Actors
Bette Midler
Haywatch
Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"
'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'
"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."
Showbiz Fanatic Gifts Collection
Showbiz Fanatic Mugs
Explore our range of showbiz-themed mugs and bring Hollywood glamour to their coffee breakâperfect for fans and proud performers alike.
Showbiz Fanatic Pillows
Browse our showbiz-themed pillows and add a dash of Hollywood charm to any living space or bedroom.
Showbiz Fanatic Prints
Discover vibrant showbiz prints that make stunning wall art for any entertainment enthusiast's home or office.
Showbiz Fanatic T-Shirts
Check out our collection of showbiz-inspired T-shirts and let your loved ones wear their passion for entertainment loud and proud.