Showbiz Fans Gifts

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

'He's lost his voice...'

The Magicians' Union...

Ginger was born to dance.

Showbiz Awards

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Music Hall Dancers

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Harriet Walter

'I'm a star!'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Hollywood producer.

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

Animal Actors

Hollywood or bust!

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

TV stage door

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.