Showbiz Fans Gifts

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

'He's lost his voice...'

The Magicians' Union...

Ginger was born to dance.

"Unfortunately, ladies and gentlemen, Enzo will be late for tonight's performance because he's stuck in traffic."

Showbiz Awards

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Music Hall Dancers

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'I'm a star!'

Hollywood producer.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Harriet Walter

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Bette Midler

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

TV stage door

Woody Allen

Animal Actors

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

Hollywood or bust!

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"