Showbiz Admirers Gifts

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

Showbiz Awards

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"It's true: no more burpees."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Bryan Ferry

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Tom Hanks

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

George Clooney Machine

Music Hall Dancers

Hollywood producer.

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Harriet Walter

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Leo McKern

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Michael Caine

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

David Bowie

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Viggo Mortensen