Showbiz Enthusiasts Gifts

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"You're on next. Break a leg!"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Showbiz Awards

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Music Hall Dancers

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Hollywood producer.

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'I'm a star!'

Leo McKern

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

Animal Actors

TV stage door

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

Bette Midler

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Meryl Streep

Viggo Mortensen