Showbiz Aficionados Gifts

Magic Book.

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"HEY!!! That's not my color!!!"

"Glad you made it. It's opening night."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

Frankie and Annette.

Magicians funeral

Showbiz Awards

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"He looks just like your husband."

Music Hall Dancers

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Leo McKern

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'I'm a star!'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Hollywood producer.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."