Showbiz Admirer Gifts

Hollywood producer.

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

TV stage door

Cole Porter

Showbiz Awards

Anna Calvi

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Bryan Ferry

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Tom Hanks

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

Music Hall Dancers

George Clooney Machine

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Michael Caine

Bette Midler

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

David Bowie

Animal Actors

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'