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Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

TV stage door

Showbiz Awards

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Bryan Ferry

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Tom Hanks

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Music Hall Dancers

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Animal Actors

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"You may now phony show-biz kiss the bride."

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.