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Twiggy.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

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Scarf puts hat back on.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'I'm a star!'

Two airplanes

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'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

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Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

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'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Easter Bonnet

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Healthy.

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Hospital gown pageant.

Magician creates magic square

Jude Law.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

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Morgan Freeman

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.