Runway Lover Pillows

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Trump! The Musical

Haute Suture

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Two airplanes

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

'I'm a star!'

Mass Travel

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

Suits 50% Off

Easter Bonnet

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Healthy.

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Magician creates magic square

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

The next big thing

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.