Runway Runner Pillows

'Other runners may be faster but I have the most fashionable running shoes.'

Haute Suture

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

Two airplanes

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Healthy.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

'Well, did you win or what?'

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

A number of runners run through police tape.

Congratulations for male runner

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

"We ran into a marathon."

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

Portrait finish.

Linford Christie

"I have bad knees."

The pole bolt

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.