Airshow Aficionado Gifts

Air Footer

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Walking Luggage.

Haute Suture

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The World's Easiest Airport

The World Wide Web.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

A private jet takes off

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Kamikaze Colour

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Ace High

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Airport Bored Rooms

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

Why Superman flies himself