Airshow Aficionado Gifts

Air Footer

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Walking Luggage.

Haute Suture

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World's Easiest Airport

The World Wide Web.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

A private jet takes off

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Kamikaze Colour

Airport Bored Rooms

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Ace High

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'