Airshow Attendee Gifts

The EP-21 spy plane.

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Haute Suture

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"I could do that."

Air Footer

Black Hole Exhibit

Armless chainsaw juggler.

For Sale: Red Arrow

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Stealth fighter fly over.

Airshow.

Visual Gag: World War I DH-82 Tiger Moth

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'This model even has a sports car on board.'

Snail Display Today

"They're so realistic."

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

Welcome! Annual Long Distance Fly-In.

'I really admire his work.'

"It's an honest piece"

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

Japanese ZERO - Airshow

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

"Remember the good times, when it was 'Arrows' not 'Arrow'?"

Dog Show

An audience with an audience!

'I hope the 'King's Speech' doesn't win, it'll take Colin Firth an hour just to say 'Thank you'.'