Air Show Gifts

Stealth fighter fly over.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

The Style of Elements

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Succession 2

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Toenail clipping missile.

'I'm a star!'

Hollywood producer.

The EP-21 spy plane.

Bette Midler

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"Er. . . anything else?"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

TV stage door

"Fashion Week"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

"I've seen your latest project and I must say, it really stinks. I mean, it is utterly putrid. It totally reeks."

No Talent Agency

Stage producer.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Air Footer

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'