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"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Face painting by numbers.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Trade Show Sherpas

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Extra Long-jump

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Prize vegetables with rude names.

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Air Footer

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"Fritz, you dropped the ball again, this year! You realize what this means...."

Gay pride parade, St. Patricks Day float that 'Started it All - Irish Village People'

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

Tombola Winner

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

Airshow.

Stealth fighter fly over.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."