Dog Show Organizer Gifts

Trouble a brewin': Dog show next to a flea circus.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Cat Show

Westminster: The after-party

Talking Dog.

"That's just not the real me."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Most dog-like dog.

Best in Heat.

'Damn showdog people!'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Bunny TV.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

For Sale: Red Arrow

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Dog Show: Most human look.

"Let me do the talking!"

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'