Dog Show Competitions Gifts

'Well no one told me it has to be alive!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Cat Show

Talking Dog.

Westminster: The after-party

"That's just not the real me."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'Damn showdog people!'

Best in Heat.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Bunny TV.

Most dog-like dog.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

Dog Show: Most human look.

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.