Competing In Dog Shows Gifts

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

Cat Show

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Westminster: The after-party

Talking Dog.

"That's just not the real me."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Best in Heat.

'Damn showdog people!'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Bunny TV.

Most dog-like dog.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."