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"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Westminster: The after-party

Talking Dog.

"That's just not the real me."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Damn showdog people!'

Best in Heat.

Most dog-like dog.

Bunny TV.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

Cat Show - Sheds Most