Winning A Pet Show T-Shirts

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Westminster: The after-party

Talking Dog.

"That's just not the real me."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'Damn showdog people!'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Best in Heat.

Most dog-like dog.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Bunny TV.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

Dog Show: Most human look.

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.