Winning A Dog Show T-Shirts

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Westminster: The after-party

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Talking Dog.

"That's just not the real me."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Most dog-like dog.

'Damn showdog people!'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Best in Heat.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Cat Show - Sheds Most

Dog Show: Most human look.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Dog show success

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."