Winning A Dog Show T-Shirts

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Westminster: The after-party

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Talking Dog.

"That's just not the real me."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

'Damn showdog people!'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Best in Heat.

Most dog-like dog.

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Dog Show: Most human look.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Dog show success

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"