Dog Show Devotee T-Shirts

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

'This is 'Louis': He can make a fake pedigree for 200 dollars...'

Agility God

'Well no one told me it has to be alive!'

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Dog Park

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Foster failure

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Love a Mutt

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Happy.

Pet a Puppy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'