Dog Show Devotee Pillows

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

'This is 'Louis': He can make a fake pedigree for 200 dollars...'

Agility God

'Well no one told me it has to be alive!'

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Licensed Therapist

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Love a Mutt

Foster failure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Dog Park

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Happy.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Pet a Puppy

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

No Soliciting

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"A little help, please."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.