Dog Show Fanatic Pillows

'STANDARD AMERICAN MOONDOGGIE'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

Talking Dog.

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"That's just not the real me."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Collective unconscious.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Most dog-like dog.

Best in Heat.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'Damn showdog people!'

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

Dog Show: Most human look.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.