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'STANDARD AMERICAN MOONDOGGIE'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

Talking Dog.

"That's just not the real me."

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

Collective unconscious.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Damn showdog people!'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Best in Heat.

Most dog-like dog.

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Dog Show: Most human look.

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'