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'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

A man walks past a storefront for the "American Kennel Club" that has a sign in its windows that reads: "Some dogs allowed".

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'I'm trying to get him in shape for the dog show.'

'Since winning Best of Breed at the dog show he won't go anywhere without his entourage!'

"It's best to let sleeping dogs lie"

Most Annoying Bark

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Talking Dog.

"Another slander suit!"

"That's just not the real me."

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Collective unconscious.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

'The batter's crowding the plate. Try dusting him off at the knees. If that doesn't work, throw it high and inside. If he still won't back off, charge the plate and bite him.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Best in Heat.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'