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'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

Talking Dog.

"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"

"This haircut may score points at dog shows, but it's made me an object of ridicule with other dogs. I need a tattoo that will make me look cool."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

"That's just not the real me."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"I understand you've learned some new tricks since you were here last."

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Best in Heat.

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Most dog-like dog.

'Damn showdog people!'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

Dog Show: Most human look.

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."