Dog Show Fanatics Pillows

Best of Greed - City Kennel Club.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Talking Dog.

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"That's just not the real me."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Collective unconscious.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Best in Heat.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

'Damn showdog people!'

Most dog-like dog.

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Bunny TV.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

Cat Show - Sheds Most

"Let me do the talking!"