Dog Show Fanatics Gifts

Best of Greed - City Kennel Club.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Talking Dog.

"That's just not the real me."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Best in Heat.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Bunny TV.

Most dog-like dog.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

'Damn showdog people!'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

Dog Show: Most human look.

Cat Show - Sheds Most

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.