Dog Shows Gifts

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

'I like what you've done with your person this year.'

'Say you're sorry and promise to give him a rossette.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'He's a pointer!'

Dog show success

'He thinks he's a show dog.'

"He's refusing to take off his medal."

'Well, why aren't there any prizes for talking dogs?'

Dog Show

Agility Champion Show Off

"That's just not the real me."

'This is 'Louis': He can make a fake pedigree for 200 dollars...'

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Maude loved doggy fashion.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Most dog-like dog.

"Well...I crossed a bulldog with a shitzu - it's called a 'bullsh*t...'"

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

"I wish I could get him to relax."

Most Annoying Bark

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

Proud Parents of 'Best in Breed' City Kennel Club.

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'Do you have anything on how to be a show dog, at the entry level?'

Rescue Dogs.

Uncle Tom

Crufts

'International Poodle Contest.'

Judges cock their legs in voting unison.

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.