Animal Show Aficionado Pillows

Animal Planet.

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"He was a sea rescue."

Agility God

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Talking Dog.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Jungle Games

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Dog Training.

The Cattle show Week.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"Is your dog friendly?"

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Bunny TV.

Cat taunts dog at intersection.