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'Well no one told me it has to be alive!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Westminster: The after-party

Talking Dog.

"That's just not the real me."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Collective unconscious.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Damn showdog people!'

Most dog-like dog.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Best in Heat.

Bunny TV.

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

"Let me do the talking!"

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'