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Trouble a brewin': Dog show next to a flea circus.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Westminster: The after-party

Talking Dog.

"That's just not the real me."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

'Damn showdog people!'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Best in Heat.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

Most dog-like dog.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Bunny TV.

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

Dog Show: Most human look.