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Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'He's a pointer!'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Animal Planet.

Bunny TV.

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"Let me do the talking!"

"I wish I could get him to relax."

Cat Show - best generic cat.

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"That's just not the real me."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

The Cattle show Week.

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Collective unconscious.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Horse rides over a judge.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'Damn showdog people!'

Best in Heat.

Most dog-like dog.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."