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'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"He was a sea rescue."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"That's just not the real me."

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

The Cattle show Week.

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Collective unconscious.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Damn showdog people!'

Bunny TV.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

Best in Heat.

Most dog-like dog.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

"Let me do the talking!"

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.