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'I broke up with him: It turns out he'd bought his 'Best in Show' ribbons on the internet...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

The Zoo.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"First date hairball... awkward."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"The hyenas started it."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'