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Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

"Pick me!"

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Cling-On Dog

"Well, we needed the rain."

Cow Blue Arrows

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"He was a sea rescue."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I think we may be related!"

Koala

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Bears going water skiing.

A day at the transgenic races

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Literary Canines.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'