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Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

"Pick me!"

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"He was a sea rescue."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Cow Blue Arrows

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

A day at the transgenic races

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Koala

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Bears going water skiing.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I think we may be related!"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Literary Canines.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."