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"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

"Pick me!"

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Welcome to the Team

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I think we may be related!"

Sitting in a tree

Koala

Bears going water skiing.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Valentine Day

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Literary Canines.

'I found him on the internet.'