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'I'm in the mood for a belly rub. Do we have any volunteers?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

"Pick me!"

Mardi Gras

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Welcome to the Team

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Cling-On Dog

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"The hyenas started it."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Well, we needed the rain."