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'How ironic.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Welcome to the Team

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Cling-On Dog

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Koala

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

A day at the transgenic races

"This never happened."

Bears going water skiing.

"I think we may be related!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'