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'How ironic.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

Mardi Gras

Welcome to the Team

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Bears going water skiing.

Koala

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

A day at the transgenic races

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"This never happened."

"I think we may be related!"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'