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"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

'I'm his best friend, but I wouldn't go so far as to say I'm his BFF.'

'We double-dog dare you.'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Could I have my dog back please?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

He's almost human.

'Can we have a bit less exuberance?'

'I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Don't let that dog in the house. It's full of fleas.'

'This is my little one. We call him 'Spot'.'

Dog greets owners with drinks.

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

"You're not funny."

"Spot, it's for you."

"I can't get this last crossword puzzle question. It's a three letter word for a small, domesticated animal with soft fur that people keep as a pet."

Yes, both Master and Mistress shave, but you'll notice, weirdly, that they shave different spots...

"Traitor."

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

Cat and Dog Fights.

'He probably smells your dog on you.'

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'I've coughed up more attractive things than this snack.'

A stilt house with a stilt doghouse

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

The Circle of Friendship

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

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"Rufus, here, is the center of our life."

"Well it's not as if you didn't give her some cause to yell at you."

A sign reads "Beware of dog"; a french poodle looks at the sign and says "Moi?".

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'