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"Enough with the drama."

Family Pedestal - Cat is highest.

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Family with pets.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Be kind"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Remember me?'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Christmas Pets

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.