Furry Friend Devotee Gifts

"Enough with the drama."

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

Family Pedestal - Cat is highest.

"Why are you so surprised? I told you I was a dog person."

Playing Fetch.

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Happy.

Dog lover

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"He's already getting attached to you."

Family with pets.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Be kind"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Remember me?'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."