Furry Friend Admirer Gifts

"Bad dog."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Be kind"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Family with pets.

"He's already getting attached to you."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Next!'