Pet Care Afficionado T-Shirts

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Pick me!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Mardi Gras

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Welcome to the Team

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Cling-On Dog

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

A day at the transgenic races

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Bears going water skiing.

Koala

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I think we may be related!"

Pets.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."