Pet Care Afficionado Pillows

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Pick me!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Mardi Gras

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Welcome to the Team

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Cling-On Dog

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Koala

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"I think we may be related!"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

A day at the transgenic races

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Litter Tray Training

Bears going water skiing.

Pets.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'