Pet Care Enthusiasts Pillows

'Thanks for the genetically modified fish food.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Biofelineism

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Love Conquers All

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"He was a sea rescue."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.