Pet Care Enthusiasts Pillows

'Thanks for the genetically modified fish food.'

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Biofelineism

Canine Companion

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"He was a sea rescue."

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'