Pet Aficionados Pillows

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

'I'm afraid to ask.'

'I don't worry about their dumb security system ... after all we're Cat Burglers.'

The Unsportables: Shot Put

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Welcome to the Team

Canine Companion

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Foster failure

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"He was a sea rescue."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Love Conquers All

"He's already getting attached to you."

Collies Without Borders

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."