Pet Aficionados Pillows

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

Cat turning telly off with remote.

'I'm afraid to ask.'

'I don't worry about their dumb security system ... after all we're Cat Burglers.'

The Unsportables: Shot Put

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Welcome to the Team

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Foster failure

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Snoopy with Laptop

Collies Without Borders

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He's already getting attached to you."