Pet Fanatics Pillows

'Customer' being hugged and kissed by a 'Pet Products' truck

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Welcome to the Team

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Works every time.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'